Wrong Time. Wrong Place. Wrong Number.

Because timing and luck are my best friends.
Clearly, I’m always in the wrong place at the wrong time, and somehow, always dialing the wrong number.

Welcome to my sockpuppet show! Yep, this account exists because my personal one got (hopefully temporarily?!) restricted. But hey, it’s not like I’m the only one doing it, right? Some others out here are creating alternate realities. Who doesn’t love a little catfishing now and then? Join the club.

Let’s have a blast!