Mapper since: September 06, 2018

Spent 2001-2008 short selling easy-bake-ovens in Libya. Earned praise for investing in junk bonds in Minneapolis, MN. Practiced in the art of selling glue in Orlando, FL. Gifted in working on tinker toys in Salisbury, MD. Earned praised for my work deploying Mr. Potato Heads in Minneapolis, MN. Spent two years managing Roombas in Bethesda, MD.