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Best wishes

Posted by balrog-kun on 25 December 2011 in English.

to You (hereinafter "Wishee(s)")
as copied from various well-known blogs (hereinafter "Blogs")

1. Please accept without obligation, express or implied, these best wishes for a fruitful in the creation of online maps ("Maps"), environmentally safe, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, and gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday as practiced within the traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice but with respect for the religious or secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or for their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all, and further for a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated onset of the generally accepted calendar year including, but not limited to, the Christian calendar, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures.

2. The preceding wishes expressed in Part 1 are granted, without regard to the race, creed, age, physical ability, religious faith or lack thereof, choice of geodata editor application ("Editor") or lack thereof, licensing preference or sexual preference of the wishee(s), on the following terms:

a) they are to be considered extended to all members of your family or other social unit, including but not limited to:
i) other persons directly or indirectly related to you by blood or otherwise and any such persons to whom you consider yourself to be related regardless of biological, legal, religious or other process,
ii) any person or persons not included in paragraph 2a)i) hereof with whom you enjoy regular (or otherwise) consensual sexual activities regardless of gender, race, age or sexual orientation with or without the possibility for procreation,
iii) other animal and/or vegetable organisms (or inanimate objects) you or anyone else may consider part of your family or other social unit;

b) they are freely transferable with no alteration to the original wishes to any person in your wider social circle not included in paragraph 2a hereof;

c) they are limited to a period of one terrestrial solar year or until the issue of subsequent holiday wishes, whichever occurs first;

d) they are subject to clarification or withdrawal and are revocable at my sole discretion at any time, for any reason or for no reason at all;

e) no obligation to implement any of the wishes or responsibility for the consequences which may arise from the implementation or non-implementation of same is or may be implied.

3. These Wishes are void where prohibited by law.

Discussion

Comment from Todeskuh on 25 December 2011 at 09:54

Very nice

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